Last weekend I spent the day with my buddy Dylan. He decided to go downtown and so we did.
Started off at Navy Pier and it was very windy. I hate the wind and he enjoys watching me suffer.
And then we wound up at water tower mall or whatever the hell that shithole is called. I don’t even remember why we went there.
Still watching me suffer because I also really hate having my picture taken.
Now we’re at a place called the Grand Lux Cafe.
Appearently in that one building above the Cartier store is some kind of super secret womens club. I really don’t want to know what goes on in there. Or do I?
Now onto the Ritz Carlton. Did I tell you that Dylan likes to watch me suffer. This time it’s by making me drink wine (I hate wine) and taking my picture while doing that. I also hated that chair because it felt like it was trying to eat me.
Well he likes to watch me suffer and I like to make him suffer so I think we’re even.